Beets, Bears T-Shirt

Are you ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face you? Do you hate having to seek the approval of your inferiors? This shirt is for you. But never smile. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at you, all you’ll see is a chimpanzee begging for its life. Accessorizes well with earth tones, a digital watch, and a volunteer deputy sheriff badge. Finally, get that assistant regional manager promotion you deserve. Perfectenschlag to you! Printed on a soft canvas, preshrunk jersey tee (S-3XL men’s sizes).